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I've been around the world
I've seen a million things
I've fought in countless wars
And dined with many kings.

I've seen the northern lights
I've counted all the stars
Been in n' out of Saturns rings
And started life on Mars.

I'm fluent in every language
I've tasted every cuisine
I've stayed in every palace
And lived what people dream.

I was there when it began
And I know when it will end
My only enemy is man,
Yet you are my dearest friend.

I invented evolution
I gave you your first breath
I was there at your conception
And I'll be there at the time of death.